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The Hallowed Church of Nothing Happening
Topic Started: Sep 30 2009, 06:33 PM (5,014 Views)
AlphaSpiritBomber2 Sep 30 2009, 06:33 PM Post #1
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The Sage of Spirit

 I needed to use alliteration, dammit! Anyway, this is the topic where everyone else tries to throw me in prison on charges of sexual harassment, but I try to say I'm just expressing my love to my darling Lotus.

Hot.
But not really.
 
Acolyte_of_the_Hero Sep 30 2009, 06:34 PM Post #2
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 It's spelled "Escapades." Haha.
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."
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Balore Sep 30 2009, 06:39 PM Post #3
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 Hurry up and warm this up.
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Aphrodite Sep 30 2009, 06:40 PM Post #4
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Oh, it will no doubt turn out better than the old harem. Let' do our breast... er, best!
 
AlphaSpiritBomber2 Sep 30 2009, 06:41 PM Post #5
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The Sage of Spirit

 So Aphro, my little Alpha is quite large...IF you know what I mean!
 
Acolyte_of_the_Hero Sep 30 2009, 06:50 PM Post #6
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 Your midget son?
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."
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AlphaSpiritBomber2 Sep 30 2009, 06:50 PM Post #7
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 Yes, but he's quite the performer, and is good around everyone.
 
SakuWRYYYYY Sep 30 2009, 07:01 PM Post #8
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You monster.
 I am turning this topic into a disaster. Muahahaha!
The neighbor is doing business in my yard. He's selling boats, IN MY YARD. ~Acolyte

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Acolyte_of_the_Hero Sep 30 2009, 07:34 PM Post #9
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 Why do you have some animu chick as your avatar?
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."
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AlphaSpiritBomber2 Sep 30 2009, 07:36 PM Post #10
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 In addition! To keep this topic smoking hot, we are to take turns performing acts of eroticism for each other! You will start tomorrow, with you feeding me yogurt while massaging me where you want. Have your lines ready, or this topic shall become as cold as my feet being cold on a cold night.
Edited by AlphaSpiritBomber2, Sep 30 2009, 07:38 PM.
 
Balore Sep 30 2009, 07:59 PM Post #11
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 That's cold. And boring. Throw fetishes in this immediately or I'll boycott.
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AlphaSpiritBomber2 Sep 30 2009, 08:04 PM Post #12
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The Sage of Spirit

 You've got your own problems, heartbreaker!

And BE SURE to make it as sensual as possible. I'm talking getting really close to my face as you insert the spoon and slight moaning. Make me FEEL it!
Edited by AlphaSpiritBomber2, Sep 30 2009, 08:09 PM.
 
Aphrodite Sep 30 2009, 09:21 PM Post #13
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We're still on the first page and you're already making demands! Let's take it slow, big guy.
 
Lotus Sep 30 2009, 09:26 PM Post #14
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Another thread like this? Did the other one get too full?
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AlphaSpiritBomber2 Sep 30 2009, 09:34 PM Post #15
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 We gotta speed this thing up...IF you know what I mean!
 
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