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Topic Started: Jun 10 2009, 01:54 AM (457 Views)
Cosmic
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Caution, no "txt spk" beyond this point!

Hey guys, my pseudonym is "Cosmic" — nice to meet you! Before I get into introducing myself and all, I want to get one tiny point across, then engrain it into your skull: I am a grammar Nazi and I'm proud of it, so please spell out your words! :argh: I can be found with an occasional error in my posts, but I would rather die five times, be drowned in a can of burning oil, and be eaten by five-thousand snakes than type Tx- txt sp-... erm... text speak... so, understand?

I find an infinite glory in properly typed out english, and I enjoy mocking people about this. That is me summed up in a single post.

But now that I am done explaining my colorful little side character *ahem* nice to meet you guys! I assure you, I am not actually aggressive enough to correct your errors, but I refuse to make any myself :O.

Thanks for reading all this!

— Cosmic
Edited by Cosmic, Jun 10 2009, 02:25 AM.
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Hello there, Cosmic. Almost all of our active members have a good grasp on basic English grammar and spelling, so you shouldn't have to worry about "txt spk" too much. Though I suppose this means you won't have much to enjoy mocking, either.
 
Stixx
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Dies first.

It should be "inifinite," I believe, though correct me if I'm wrong, and you forgot a period at the end of the third paragraph.

But I honestly don't care. You'll find a lot more mistakes in my messages, anyway. I just had to nitpick since you made a point of your grammar.

So yeah, welcome to the site! Enjoy your stay.
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Waterfox
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Lunboks.

Grammar Nazi, huh? You can whip some of our more "lazy" members into posting a little more proper grammar then :P

Anyways, I hope you enjoy the site. Chatbox link is under the banner if you get bored, and we have a daily poll.

EDIT: Nice, 3 posts all in the same minute. Hahah
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Cosmic
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AlphaWindja
Jun 10 2009, 02:19 AM
Hello there, Cosmic. Almost all of our active members have a good grasp on basic English grammar and spelling, so you shouldn't have to worry about "txt spk" too much. Though I suppose this means you won't have much to enjoy mocking, either.
Glad to hear that. :awesome:

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It should be "inifinite," I believe, though correct me if I'm wrong, and you forgot a period at the end of the third paragraph.

But I honestly don't care. You'll find a lot more mistakes in my messages, anyway. I just had to nitpick since you made a point of your grammar.

So yeah, welcome to the site! Enjoy your stay.


What? what are you talking about? Your browser must have gotten confused with some of the HTML here — I suggest you refresh your browser. *shifty eyes*

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Grammar Nazi, huh? You can whip some of our more "lazy" members into posting a little more proper grammar then

Anyways, I hope you enjoy the site. Chatbox link is under the banner if you get bored, and we have a daily poll.

EDIT: Nice, 3 posts all in the same minute. Hahah


*pulls out battle axe* Who first?
Edited by Cosmic, Jun 10 2009, 02:32 AM.
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Stixx
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Dies first.

Haha, now the period you put in is too close to the smiley so it canceled your emoticon. :3 Though I DO think the emoticons look better plain.

Nitpicking is fun. :>
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Waterfox
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Lunboks.

Cosmic
Jun 10 2009, 02:26 AM
AlphaWindja
Jun 10 2009, 02:19 AM
Hello there, Cosmic. Almost all of our active members have a good grasp on basic English grammar and spelling, so you shouldn't have to worry about "txt spk" too much. Though I suppose this means you won't have much to enjoy mocking, either.
Glad to hear that. :awesome:

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It should be "inifinite," I believe, though correct me if I'm wrong, and you forgot a period at the end of the third paragraph.

But I honestly don't care. You'll find a lot more mistakes in my messages, anyway. I just had to nitpick since you made a point of your grammar.

So yeah, welcome to the site! Enjoy your stay.


What? what are you talking about? Your browser must have gotten confused with some of the HTML here — I suggest you refresh your browser. *shifty eyes*

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Grammar Nazi, huh? You can whip some of our more "lazy" members into posting a little more proper grammar then

Anyways, I hope you enjoy the site. Chatbox link is under the banner if you get bored, and we have a daily poll.

EDIT: Nice, 3 posts all in the same minute. Hahah


*pulls out battle axe* Who first?
Oh, you'll notice them once they post. It's pretty obvious once you see them in action.
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Cosmic
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Waterfox
Jun 10 2009, 02:33 AM
Cosmic
Jun 10 2009, 02:26 AM
AlphaWindja
Jun 10 2009, 02:19 AM
Hello there, Cosmic. Almost all of our active members have a good grasp on basic English grammar and spelling, so you shouldn't have to worry about "txt spk" too much. Though I suppose this means you won't have much to enjoy mocking, either.
Glad to hear that. :awesome:

Quote:
 
It should be "inifinite," I believe, though correct me if I'm wrong, and you forgot a period at the end of the third paragraph.

But I honestly don't care. You'll find a lot more mistakes in my messages, anyway. I just had to nitpick since you made a point of your grammar.

So yeah, welcome to the site! Enjoy your stay.


What? what are you talking about? Your browser must have gotten confused with some of the HTML here — I suggest you refresh your browser. *shifty eyes*

Quote:
 
Grammar Nazi, huh? You can whip some of our more "lazy" members into posting a little more proper grammar then

Anyways, I hope you enjoy the site. Chatbox link is under the banner if you get bored, and we have a daily poll.

EDIT: Nice, 3 posts all in the same minute. Hahah


*pulls out battle axe* Who first?
Oh, you'll notice them once they post. It's pretty obvious once you see them in action.
Permission to impale them? :ph34r:

And as for the emoticon: what are you talking about, the emoticon is there! Well, as those little smilies don't really exist in the world of grammar, I like to think of them as entirely separate from the grammaticalness of a sentence.

P.S. My Browser's spell check actually recognizes "Grammaticalness" as a word?
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Lotus
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Welcome. I imagine you will have a blast with Kamigy.

I find it interesting that you have Mr. Aznable as your avatar. He is a cool character though, just does not seem to be very appreciated.
Edited by Lotus, Jun 10 2009, 08:12 AM.
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FireNeko
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Welcome.

And yes, you probably will have a blast with Kamigy.
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Balore
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I hate grammar Nazis. However, you don't seem all that bad. I'm amazed to actually see you posting beyond your introductory topic.
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CopShadowGuy
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Can't smilies be used as a form of punctuation? If not only because punctuation marks next to smilies ruin them?

Anywho, there is little to no 1337 5p33k used here, so no worries there. Now pray tell, Cosmic. Do you know how to use semi-colons?
GET AGAINST THE TREE!!!
 
Juggernaut
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You and I shall tear the members of this board a new grammatically correct asshole, Cosmic.

Welcome aboard. It's nice to see another avid Grammar Nazi, especially since keeper didn't transfer over. You'll have fun with kamigy. He's our resident Grammar Failure.
Edited by Juggernaut, Jun 10 2009, 01:41 PM.
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Stixx
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Dies first.

You forgot a word, Juggs. Pretty sure he'll have fun with Kamigy.
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Kamigy
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OH SHI- *Starts packing*
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"You have to laugh to keep from crying."
 
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